Can I say I'm sick of feline bodily fluids?

I am a little fed up with feline bodily fluids. I already have to deal with baby drool, spit up and poop with Elijah (not to mention dealing when I go back to work). What do I mean? Well, we came home from church yesterday to find droplets of poop EVERYWHERE! I couldn't take off my shoes for fear of stepping on poop. It really aggravates me b/c I just want to be able to clean my carpets and get my house clean so I can enjoy my remaining 4 weeks of maternity leave. Every time I think off the filth of my house I get an overwhelming feeling of dread and despair. I don't even want to begin to clean it for fear she will do it again, but it needs to be cleaned somewhat each time she does it. To top it all off, Millard has been having problems with hairballs and of course, this morning while I was feeding Elijah he proceeded to puke on my comforter...which I can't clean until I take to a laundromat b/c I STILL don't have a washer and a top loader will not hold it b/c it is king size. Not only did he puke on the comforter but he then puked on the floor...then my shoes! Yes, my shoes. Jake hadn't left for work yet so he cleaned it for me...but still. What gives?